Hi there,
A short introduction about me: I’m Sarah and I’m 18 years old. I live in the Netherlands, but I have a big urge to explore the world, hence my name explorer 😉 I have a pet and her name is Silver, she is the most sweetest/cutest dog ever. 😊
So... I just thought I'll put some jokes in here to brighten up your day (if you need that of course) DISCLAIMER: I didn't make them up, the good old internet handed them to me 😉 . Also I feel like I should be apologizing for these jokes, so hereby I'm sorry. However I genuinely like these jokes. They're so dumb, that I think it's funny. Enjoy! 🙂
Jokes:
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his
bike away.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
Currently I’m majoring in film. So I would love to talk about films, series, documentaries you name it. Talking about good films or even very boring films. For example a few days ago I had to watch "Mon Oncle" from Jacques Tati... I don't even know where to begin. First things first it's definitely in my top 3 of most boring films I've ever seen. It wasn't necessarily a bad quality movie, but it wasn't just very interesting to watch. The plot... I still don't really know what the movie was about. Also the jokes... I don't even know if I can call them jokes. It's supposed to be comedy, I geuss... it was funny back in the 1950s...
I love to read. Currently I'm reading Fight Club, when I finished the book I'm going to watch the movie. I always like reading the book first, before I watch the movie.
If you have recommendations for any good books please let me know.
Unfortunately I haven’t traveled a lot in my long life of 18 years. I have been to Germany, Luxembourg, Engeland (London) and to Czech Republic (Prague). However I intend to travel so much more.
So, I just thought it would be fun to put a few unpopular opinions here:
- My favorite pizza is Hawaiian Pizza, so yes pineapple belongs on pizza.
- I know everybody hates math, but I actually don't mind it, it was one of the better subject in school.
- I think Snapchat is dumb.
- Most of the times I think puns and dad jokes are funny
So that's it for now... 😉
This might be a little random, but I often have a huge craving in popcorn (I have a popcorn craving right now) I think... it's one of my favorite snacks, so question...
Salty popcorn or sweet popcorn?
Also what's the deal with butter on popcorn? I always see it in movies, but isn't that disgusting... I mean butter on popcorn, for real?